Lolo lands a dream-come-true European tour with her punk cabaret show. But when it gets canceled after just a few weeks, she’s forced to pack up her funky costumes and red platform boots and drag them back to her mom’s house in suburbia. Lolo thought she’d be famous and happily married by now. Her Psychic Therapist told her she would be. Instead, she doesn’t even have a job. She’s stuck in her childhood bedroom, tormented by the remnants of many failed relationships.
A tempting invitation from The British Guy she met on tour could be her ticket to a happier life. He’s different from all the others. He takes showers. He hasn’t asked her for money. He didn’t bring a stripper on any of their dates. But his attempts to woo end up triggering a traumatic trip through boyfriends past. From The Yogi to The Texter to The Addict, Lolo’s penchant for attracting the bizarre really cuts her up. As she grapples with her ghosts, Lolo has a radical realization: maybe…just maybe…she has a different path to happiness in this world…
